baking

baking

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

billyjojo:

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

spencerofspace:

Ethereal mermaid prince

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

groovywhitekid:

great

xekstrin:

this is extra hilarious when you consider that these two are friends